Greenhouse Gas Holes

Ah yes! Nothing says “Global Warming” like snow on your palm trees. And take a look at the date stamp on this photo! Today marks the all-time record for the earliest snowfall in the history of this south Texas town’s otherwise balmy weather.

And yet, the skeptics who would point to a picture like this as evidence that the earth doesn’t seem to be getting warmer at all, will be pilloried and mocked by all the GW faithful.

You see, we “knuckle-draggers” and “flat-earthers” (or insert any other name that you’ve been called for questioning the tenets of their religion) clearly don’t know anything. To which I hope you’ll respond, “I see you’ve already made up you mind. Don’t let the facts confuse you!”

Or perhaps they will explain it away, as many have tried to do, by slowly changing their hysterical mantra of “Global Warming” to “Global Climate Change”. After all, it’s getting harder and harder to say “warming” with a straight face, when it’s snowing on your green grass.